An Ode to Insanity...I mean, Half-Man, Half-Insanity

You flew.

You soared.

You glided.

You didn't really play

defense, but that's
kind of okay.

But hey,
at least,

you valued

your education.

You didn't

win all

that much

either.

Even though

you played with

your cousin,

a kid and

Corey Booker's doppelgänger,

an actual

velociraptor,

a giant man-child,

and

David's only fan,

but I guess he was still probably a little hungover.

But wait...

Tracy was a child,

Chris just
couldn't
help you,

Jermaine

wasn't your assignment,
that man-child
turned into
a pouty baby,

and your knees

were gone soon

after.

Wait, you're doing

what?

You're how

old?

Where's Mamba?

Where's Ray?

And the Answer?

And the Truth?

Where's

little cousin Tracy?

How about

the Big Ticket?

And you're

doing

what now?

You still fly.

You still soar.

You still glide.

Maybe not

as high

as far.

Sure, your

best moments

were when

no one guarded you.

Sure,

the Finals

were right

there if you

got 22 and not 20.

But you kept

on the edge of our

seats.

That's all we

need.

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